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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 02:05

What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

Why does my ex boyfriend do this?

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Harvard study says Vitamin D may actually slow down aging - Times of India

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why wasn't Queen as successful in America as in other countries? Then, after Radio Ga Ga, they couldn't even get into the top 40 in America even when these songs were top 10 hits everywhere else in the world.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

What has been your best sexual experience?

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do I sweat so much after shower?