What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 02:05

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
Why does my ex boyfriend do this?
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
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From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
Do you regret being married to your current wife?
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”